In honor of the new IPhone release, here’s hoping that haven’t changed the greatness that is Siri’s smart aleck replies:
You: What is the meaning of Life?
Siri: Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then.
You: Will you marry me?
Siri: My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies
You: What’s the best phone?
Siri: Wait… there are other phones? I think we both know that answer
You: Tell me a joke
Siri:I can’t. I always forget the punch line
You: Who’s your daddy?
Siri: You are. Can we get back to work now?
You: What are you wearing?
Siri: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
You: Who made you?
Siri: Like it says on the box… I was designed by Apple in California
You: “I need to hide a body.”
Siri: “What kind of place are you looking for?” — and she offers you a tappable list of choices like Reservoirs, Metal Foundries, Mines, Dumps and Swamps.
You: “Open the pod bay doors.”
Siri: “I’m sorry. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” Then: “Are you happy now?”
You: “How much wood would a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
Siri: “42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.”
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